noughstetheatoughsh:

create adventures for yourself
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via infiniteuniverseof0dimensions)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via toinfinity-andbeyondwords)

Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?
- Tennessee Williams, The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore (via catharinethegreat)

harcules:

True heartbreak is when you try to pet an animal, and they reject you and walk away.

(via rrachelinthewildd)